Seahawks Jokes

[SeaHawksHuddle]

I guess after so much, you just have to start laughing at them:


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Seattle Seahawks.


Q. What do the Seahawks and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'


Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!


Q. What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[Cole]

Damn, I was gonna say the backyard one. I always ask people "How do you keep Aggies out of your backyard? Paint it the color of the endzone."

 

[bobflipaburger]

hahaha those were pretty good... Except the 4 quarters one... I mean they're still playing hard you have to at least give them that.

 

[Seattlehawk94]

hahaha those were pretty good... Except the 4 quarters one... I mean they're still playing hard you have to at least give them that.

Playing hard? How so?

They've quit on many plays and many games....

Most Aurora Avenue hookers are harder to score on than these guys.

 

[SeaHawksHuddle]

Most Aurora Avenue hookers are harder to score on than these guys.

:lol:



(Sidenote: We need more smilies, huh?)