 Re: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
Myron Cope....
Dude was grating, he talked like his lost twin another Pissburgh native Beano Cook...Glad he's gone, can't wait to Beano joins him..
ARRRRR I'M BEANO COOK ARRRR
I swear people in that town talk all talk like Ned from South Park, is it from working in the coalmines or is it from smoking non-filters from age 9 till they put in the cancer hole, or is it a combo of the two.
Damn, the Pens announcer sounds the same they all sound like they swallowed hedgehogs or something....
HEEEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORES!
The baseball team....Well, if they don't finish .500 this year they become the WORST TEAM EVER by having the most years between even .500 seasons....Last time they were good was when El Sid Bream slide safely across homeplate on a basehit by Francisco Caberara (never thought I'd be able to put a Bream-Frankie reset on the Huddle btw) and that was in fucking 1993.
Only thing good to come out of Pissburgh is Parmenti Sandwiches and Iron City Beer....And even those are questionable compared to Chicago with their Italian Beef and Old Style Beer...
Pissburgh...It's Chitown without soul....
The Pens are staying in Pissburgh, too bad Sidney Crosby won't he'll be wearing a Leafs or Rangers sweater in a few years, the Steel (is it "Steal?") Industry is failing, the baseball team sucks, the weather sucks, the fans suck for everything but the Stealers, their ballpark holds like 10 people and still can't sellout, they are landlocked, they basically have nothing going for them save the Stealers, and they live in a dying town...
Basically, that Towel is used on the other non-16 NFL Gamedays to try to wash off the stink of failure that forced them to live in that town....
Sucks to be them......
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